Top Ten Lists
of comments about the SoccerHead style
(last update: 15.Aug.2002)
There's been quite a few great comments over the years, some
that we forgot, some that aren't good enough to be listed
anymore. Now we're presenting you the best ten in four different
Top 10 Confused:
10. Did you know you have a soccerball
on your head?
9. Wo-oowww, it's a molecule!
8. Halloween is over, dude.
7. Do you play soccer?
6. Your head looks like a soccer
ball, or is it a nuclear bomb?
5. His hair's like a tennis ball.
4. It's a bucky ball, that's awesome.
3. Wow, that is hair, I thought
it was velcro.
2. Is that a soccer ball
or a basketball?
1. Now I get it, it's like a soccer ball.
Top 10 Slang:
10. That fu__in' rocks!
9. Rodman ain't got nothin' on dat
8. It's on,
I like dat.
7. Look at that nigga's hair.
6. Now that's what I call big pimpin'.
5. I like dat dread, you're freaky
4. Dat's gansta, yo.
2. Dat's dope, matta a fak dat's
1. Dat shit is real, dat's da realist
shit I've ever seen.
10 with Feeling:
10. Can I touch it?
9. How did you do that, how did you
8. Those green eyebrows are really
7. Waaiiieeeaaahh!! (she was quite
6. It feels like a stuffed animal.
5. Uoo, you look beautiful, you just
made my day!
4. That's fabulous, can I take a closer
3. Ooo-ooo-uuhhhh, that feels nice!
2. You're a marvelous testimony to
1. It's a soccer ball, I love soccer,
God bless you!
Top 10 Other:
10. Last week I was embarrased about
staring, not now…
9. That's the wildest do I've seen
in 23 years as a cop in S.F.
8. That gives new meaning
to bald [balled] head.
7. You are outstanding, I never
even heard of RollerSoccer until now.
6. You should be in advertising.
5. Whoa, I like that hairstyle,
that's rare, you're the first.
4. So what's your day job?
3. Mommy, mommy, look at his head!
2. I'm from Argentina, can I take
a picture with you?
1. no sound, just jaw dropping silence
- We never know what someone will say next, when we get more good ones, we'll put 'em here